How to Create a Will: A Guide to Estate Planning

How to Create a Will

Let’s face it – most of us spend our lives acquiring a bunch of stuff and then, one day, we leave it all behind. You’d think we’d be more mindful about how we’ll distribute it all once we’re gone. But nope, some of us live like we’re invincible and forget to write a will, leaving our families to play a real-life game of Monopoly. So, if you want to avoid having Uncle Bob fight Aunt Sally over your signed poster of that obscure rock band, here’s a handy, slightly funny guide on how to create a will.

1. Acknowledge Your Mortality (Ouch!)

Before you can get down to the nitty-gritty of writing a will, you need to acknowledge that, yes, you won’t be around forever. Sorry to burst your immortal bubble. But hey, once you’ve accepted the inevitable, you’re one step closer to ensuring that your precious Beanie Baby collection goes to the most deserving.

2. Inventory Your “Treasures”

What do you have that’s worth passing down? And I’m not just talking about that vintage wine collection. Jot down your assets, like property, jewelry, or that embarrassing CD collection from the ’90s. Be thorough! You never know what might become a family heirloom in the future. (“Remember Grandma’s weird fascination with garden gnomes? Yeah, that’s worth a fortune now!”)

3. Decide Who Gets What

Here’s the fun part! You get to play god with your belongings. Which niece gets your prized porcelain frog collection? Who will be the lucky recipient of your stash of rare coins? You decide. Just remember, you might love your coin collection, but your tech-obsessed nephew probably doesn’t. Be kind (or not – it’s your stuff, after all).

4. Choose an Executor: AKA Your Afterlife Helper

This is someone who will ensure that your will is carried out as you intended. Think of them as your post-mortem personal assistant. Choose wisely! Aunt Marge might love baking cookies, but can she handle the intricacies of your complex estate? Maybe, maybe not.

5. Get Legal With It

Writing your wishes on a bar napkin after a few drinks might sound romantic, but it’s not legally binding (usually). If you don’t want to be the star of a courtroom drama after you’re gone, you’ll need to make sure your will complies with your country’s or state’s laws. This might involve witnesses, notaries, and all that jazz. You could DIY this with online software or hire an attorney. The latter option is more expensive, but think of it as an investment in family harmony.

6. Store It Like It’s Hot

Once you’ve got your will, don’t just shove it in that junk drawer with old batteries and take-out menus. Keep it somewhere safe and let someone (preferably the executor) know where to find it. No, burying it in a time capsule in the backyard is not a good idea.

7. Update Regularly (or When Life Happens)

Bought a new house? Adopted seven cats? Had a falling out with Cousin Larry and don’t want him to get your cherished snow globe collection anymore? Update your will. Your life will change, and your will should reflect that.

8. Be Specific or Risk Family Game Nights Turned Feud Nights

Don’t just say, “I leave all my jewelry to my children.” Because let’s face it, that’s an open invitation to endless debates over who gets what. Specify if you’re leaving your emerald earrings to Jane and your ruby ring to Jack. It’ll prevent Christmas dinners from becoming a scene from a courtroom drama.

9. Include Digital Assets (Yes, Even That Embarrassing Blog)

You’ve probably accumulated a ton of digital assets, from social media accounts to cryptocurrency. Decide what should happen to these. Maybe you want your Facebook account memorialized, or perhaps you’d rather have your Twitter be a space where ghost tweets are not a thing. Oh, and don’t forget the passwords!

10. Consider Funeral Wishes, or How to Have the Last Laugh

Want to be sent off in style? Mention it. Whether it’s being launched into space, having a Viking-style funeral, or just a giant disco party – make sure it’s in there. Although this might not be legally binding, it gives your loved ones an idea of how you’d like your grand exit to be.

11. Remember the Pets!

You might not think Fluffy needs to be in your will, but unless you specify what should happen to her, she might end up with someone who thinks a goldfish bowl is a perfect home for a cat. Be sure to nominate someone who’ll love and care for your pets just as much as you did.

12. The Kids – Don’t Forget About The Tiny Humans

If you have kids and they’re still young, it’s crucial to specify who you’d like to take care of them. You might think your sister, who’s obsessed with going on spontaneous world tours, isn’t the best choice. Or maybe she is! Who am I to judge? But do make sure you’ve given it some thought.

13. Don’t Leave Everything to Prince Charming You Met Last Week

Rapid changes to your will after meeting someone new can raise eyebrows, and possibly even lead to legal battles. Make sure your decisions are not impulsive, especially if they involve major changes to asset distribution.

14. Finally, Celebrate!

Once you’ve got everything in place, pat yourself on the back. Not everyone has the foresight or humor to plan for the afterlife. Maybe throw a “I’ve Finished My Will” party. Just an idea. And hey, it’s also a great way to give everyone a sneak peek of what they might (or might not) get.

In conclusion, creating a will might seem morbid, but think of it as your final chance to set things right, have the last word, and maybe even the last laugh. Do it with style, a bit of humor, and a whole lot of love (or spite – again, totally your call). Cheers to making posthumous plans!

Pro Tips for Your “Last Will” Endeavors

1. Humor is Good; Clarity is Better: As much as we love a good chuckle, make sure your intentions are crystal clear. You don’t want your heirs squinting at your will, wondering if you were serious about leaving your entire vintage spoon collection to the neighbor’s hamster.

2. Talk About It: While it’s a hoot writing these in-jokes and funny clauses, it’s also beneficial to talk openly with family and friends about your will. This minimizes surprises and ensures that everyone is on the same page. Remember, clarity now can prevent a soap opera later.

3. Digital Backups: Consider storing a digital copy of your will in a secure location, like a cloud service with end-to-end encryption. This ensures that even if the dog eats the original (or it gets lost in that drawer with cables from devices you no longer own), there’s a backup.

4. Emotional Assets Matter: While you’re divvying up your possessions, also think about the non-tangibles. A letter or video message to your loved ones can mean the world to them. Nothing says “I care” like a heartfelt note… or a sarcastic quip, depending on your style.

5. Get Regular Checkups: No, not those kinds (though those are important too). Regularly review your will every couple of years or after major life events. A will should evolve, much like your taste in fashion. Remember those bell-bottom jeans? Yeah, things change.

6. The Cost of Forgetting Debts: If you owe money, remember that debts don’t just vanish into thin air when you pass away. They’re typically paid out of your estate. So if you’re feeling generous in your will, ensure there’s enough left after debts are settled!

7. A Charity Shout-Out: If you have no clue who should inherit that random stash of vintage postcards, consider donating to charity. Not only is it a kind gesture, but you’ll also be posthumously known as that awesome person who supported [insert noble cause here].

8. When in Doubt, Seek Expert Help: If the world of legalese feels like you’ve just landed on Mars, get some professional advice. They can guide you through the process, ensuring your will is watertight, and maybe even chuckle at your jokes.

9. Don’t Wait for the “Perfect Time”: Spoiler alert: There isn’t one. Life’s unpredictable. So while you’re in the mood (and since you’ve just read this guide), why not get started on your will now?

10. Remember, It’s About Love (Mostly): Underneath the sarcasm and humor, your will is a reflection of who and what mattered most to you. So while you’re having a laugh drafting it, also put in a good dose of heart.

FAQs on Crafting Your Will

1: Is writing a will only for the super-rich or the elderly?

Absolutely not! If you’ve got anything – be it a collection of rubber ducks or an actual rubber plantation – you should consider a will. Age and wealth are just numbers; planning for the future is timeless.

2: I wrote my will on a piece of tissue paper after a night out. Legit or not?

As poetic (or intoxicated) as that sounds, a will typically needs to adhere to certain legal standards to be considered valid. So, unless your local laws are unusually lax, you might want to re-write it somewhere less… absorbent.

3: Can I just tell my family my wishes and skip the paper?

While verbal wishes are noble, they’re also highly prone to the “he said, she said” dilemma. Without a proper paper trail, you’re leaving room for disputes. Plus, in many jurisdictions, oral wills aren’t legally binding.

4: I want to leave my entire fortune to my pet ferret, Mr. Whiskers. Can I do that?

While Mr. Whiskers undoubtedly appreciates the sentiment, most jurisdictions don’t allow animals to directly inherit. However, you can set up a trust or make provisions for a human caretaker to use your assets for Mr. Whiskers’ pampered life.

5: Do I need a lawyer to draft my will?

While you can DIY your will, especially with the many online tools available (like,, having a lawyer can ensure that everything’s legit and airtight. Plus, they might have a chuckle or two if you show them this guide.

6: How often should I update my will?

Ideally, after any significant life event – marriages, births, divorces, winning that lottery you’re so sure about. But as a rule of thumb, give it a glance every couple of years or so.

7: I’ve seen movies where the dead leave video wills. Cool or too Hollywood?

Video wills can be a touching way to leave a personal message. However, they usually don’t replace a written will in the eyes of the law. So, feel free to shoot your Oscar-worthy goodbye but also keep things formal on paper.

8: What happens if I kick the bucket without a will?

Your assets will be distributed based on your country’s or state’s “intestacy” laws, which can sometimes be a far cry from what you might have wanted. And yes, that might mean Uncle Bob getting his hands on your treasured comic book collection.

9: Is there a perfect length for a will?

Wills come in all shapes and sizes. It could be as short as a paragraph or as long as a novel (though I don’t recommend trying to rival “War and Peace”). What’s vital is clarity, completeness, and adherence to legal standards.

10: Can I write fun, quirky clauses into my will?

Absolutely, as long as they’re legal! If you want everyone to wear neon green at your memorial service or have a pie-eating contest in your honor, throw it in there. Just make sure your core wishes are clearly distinguished from the fun stuff.